“A man of such noble stock should not be bothered by trivial things. Or anything at all, really…”
Head Chef of State
This scroll is to acquaint the reader to his most illustrious and high-born lordship Slovvyn Ballaert, Prince of Brodinggem, Prime Executive of Pukkelgeert, Head Chef of Trulletput and recently appointed (by default) Lord of Juxxel.*
Sloof was appointed by lack of a better candidate, pure and simple. His position in the wannabe-city is precarious but he does not care one bit.
Lord Lump
The constant lobbying by trade union representatives and incessant courting by foreign agents have turned this less-than-noble lord knight into a lazy glutton who would rather spend his time and budget on banquets and vanity projects than actual improvements to the community.
The latest gossip in town mentions how 12 servants were needed to hoist him upright after fitting his latest set of armor, which he regularly ‘outgrows’.
Notes
- Prince, Executive, Chef — All three titles are self-invented, but the simple minded commoners and gullible forest folk need not know such a trite detail, do they?
